Cartier, “F*ck them If They Can’t take a Joke” Engraving

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Watch engraving is a timeless art — a subtle act that turns an object of luxury into something deeply personal. Take Paul Newman’s Rolex Daytona, engraved with the words “Drive Carefully, Me.” That small inscription helped propel it to a record-breaking $17.8 million sale, making it one of the most legendary watches of all time.

Whether it’s an inside joke, a quiet message, or a stylistic mark, engraving adds soul to the machine. It gives the watch character — anchoring it in emotion, memory, and meaning. It’s where craftsmanship meets subjectivity, and where time becomes personal.

Paul Newman wearing watch with wife Joanne

One of the most famous engravings ever, beside Newman’s, is actually tied to a watch with a lesser-known story: a gold Cartier Tank engraved with the words “FCK ’EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE.”* No context, no explanation — just a bold, irreverent declaration etched into elegance. It’s proof that not all engravings are sentimental; sometimes, they’re just brutally honest.

What the Cartier Tank really shows is how engraving becomes a mirror of personality. It’s not just about elegance or emotion — sometimes it’s humor, defiance, or total irreverence. That single line, scratched into the back of a luxury watch, says more than a thousand-dollar complication ever could. It’s proof that even the most refined object has room for raw humanity.

Engraving itself isn’t new — it dates back centuries, long before wristwatches even existed. Royals had messages carved into pocket watches, officers engraved names into service watches, lovers exchanged timepieces marked with initials or secret phrases. It was always personal, always meant to last. The permanence was the point.

And in a world obsessed with customization that disappears at the tap of a screen, engraving still holds power. It’s slow. It’s intentional. You have to mean it. You’re taking something already valuable and giving it a story — one that can’t be deleted, updated, or backed up. That’s what makes it timeless. Not just the object, but the choice to mark it.

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